A Justy Tale

Kinja'd!!! "f86sabre" (f86sabre)
06/28/2016 at 08:33 • Filed to: justy

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When my wife was just finishing college she worked at a clinical lab near Seattle. Due to her schooling she worked nights prepping slides for examination the next morning. One night she got off work around 4AM and headed home. On the way she swerved to dodge a cat crossing the road, clipped a curb and rolled her beloved Justy. Unhurt, she crawled out the passenger side window and surveyed the scene. It was dark, there was no one around and this was before cell phones were everywhere. She was about 5 miles from home.

Looking at the car, and knowing how flimsy it was, she grabbed a hold of the driver’s side window opening and gave it a pull. The car moved. So she put her back into and rolled it back onto its wheels. She then hopped in and drove home.

I saw the car two days later. A rear wheel link was bent and one of the rear pillars was badly dented. I told her she needed to get a new car. That thing was unsafe on a good day, but now it had lost a lot of its structural rigidity. She hated the idea, but she knew it was time to go.

So, the moral of the story? Don’t swerve to dodge animals and Justy’s are super light weight cars.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > f86sabre
06/28/2016 at 08:37

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Rolls car flips it back over and drives home? Oh yeah put a ring on that one she’s a keeper!


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > f86sabre
06/28/2016 at 08:40

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Holy shit that is amazing! That’s when you proposed, right?


Kinja'd!!! JEM > f86sabre
06/28/2016 at 08:50

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I think the moral of the story is that F86's wife is a badass.


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > f86sabre
06/28/2016 at 08:54

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I’ve Justy ‘bout had enough of this car man.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > f86sabre
06/28/2016 at 09:03

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That’s awesome! I see why you married her.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > JEM
06/28/2016 at 09:59

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You have no idea. Great wife, amazing mom, brews her own beer and drives on our LeMons team. About as good as the come.


Kinja'd!!! Mechanically > JEM
06/28/2016 at 10:25

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Indeed!


Kinja'd!!! Berang > f86sabre
06/28/2016 at 16:46

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If Orlove had a Justy instead of a Bug, Jalopnik meme history would have taken a completely different course.